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So one day I went to the store and then I sneezed really hard and I crapped myself and the whole place smelled. Everyone got out and I just shopped in peace. So then I went home but got an erection and jizzed everywhere. And I ordered a cup of pee and I didn't get any. Why? All I just wanted was a cup of pee and I didn't get any. :(((((((((((((