Flying For The First Time

MONSTERZX'S NOTE: I made this story when I was new to Trollpasta, prepare to cringe. I was only 9, or wait maybe 10, possibly 11, when I wanted to fly. I had read everything about flying, and that's when knew, I wanted to fly. I wanted to fly like a bee, and sting like a wasp. So then I prayed to Woody, but he let me down, saying "You are a person, you cannot fly!" tHAT REALLY HURT ME. But then I thoght, n''o, that cant' be true, iCan fly if iwanted to."

So fuuck you, Woody!

Now here I am, at 19 years old, going to engineering class learning how to make gliders. I had laernt everyting about this shit, so I showed it to my teacher, Mr. 10JD, and he was impressed. He then proceded to give me a 99, but he gaev Nate a 100! fUCK YOU NATHAN MALONE!

Bu that didnot stop me, for inside, I was a bee!

The next day, I went to fly my glider. I was standeding on the hill that Julie Anderews was spinning around. I took a deep breath. I grabbed my glider tihgtly. And then, that s when I flew out the Skype.

But then, something tragick happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My glider came, then came off of my, and then I was like that flying penis in Bmac's Birthday Bash, and then I landed inside Woody's buttholeQ!!!

BUT THEN I FOUND THAT OUT THAT THAT WOODY WAS ACTAULY SHREK!

Oh, by the way, I died of death.

THE FUCKING END