SANIC.AXE

I LIKE THE SANIC DA PORUPINE GAMES, MUCH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE EVAR IN DA UNIVERSE. WUN DAY I GOT A EMAIL FROM KYLE (EMAIL ADDRESS KYLEDAFUCKINGBITCHMSKOHILC@EXE.COM)Y EMAIL IN DIS VERSION, BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING USES SNAIL MAIL ANYMORE IT READ "I LIKE PIE, PLAY DIS GAME ITS BEAST, ER, I MEAN DESTROY IT, DESTROY IT ITS AWESOME, I MEAN SHIT, I MEAN SCARY AND NOW I AM DEAD."IT CAME WITH AN ATTACHMENT CALLED SANIC.AXE SEEING IT SAID .AXE, I MEAN SANIC HYPAR REALISTIC SKELETON POPPED OUT OF THE FUTURE AND ATE ME OR DOES NOT RACIST OR FUCKING EXPLOADED I GOT PRATTY EXITED AND DOWNLOADED DA FILE. IT WUZ 666MB IN SIZE HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE WITH RED EYES DRIPPING WITH HYPAR REALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHER, AND THEN A HYPAR REALISTIC SKELETON POPPED OUT OF DA SCREEN AND KILLED ME. JUST A GLITCH SO I GOT UP BECAUSE IT WUZ A GLITCH THEN IT WUZ DA DATA SELECT SCREEN FROM SANIC.AXE, I MEAN SONIC.3.ANDKNUCKLES.EXERTFCHG, I PLAYED IT UND SELECTED SPONGEBOOB BUT DEN DA ANIMALS ARE DEAD WITH HYPAR REALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT OF THE GROUND AND EXPLODED DEN SANIC.AXE WUZ DERE UND KILLED SPONGEBOOB BUT HEROBRINE WUZ DERE EATING POPCORN AND EVIL PATRIXXX DRANK DA HYPAR REALISTIC BLOOD. DEN I SELECTED DA SECOND GUY WHICH LOOKED JUST LIKE ME EXPECT WITH HYPAR REALISTIC BLOOD. DEN SANIC KILLLLLLLLED ME IN DA GAME AND DEN JUNPED OUT OF DA SCREEN AND KILLED ME IN REAL LIFE 2.